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One day a rinkly old man with leapord print speadoes was born in south africa while his mum was in a car powered by a tredmill.When he got older he had a pink flying pig named pinky pork.By the time he was 16 he lived with his pig .people used to make fu of him .So one day he got a shotgun,jumped on the pig,flue to were the kids were and shot them all.When he got home he shot pinky pork and ate him for tea the next day he brought a car. The next day he brought a car. he was on his way to Austraila to see his sister that lived with her husbind .But he was going to fast round a coner and flew of the side of the edge and ten next thing he new he was in a up side down boat in the middle of the merryana trench and drownd to death.

my for picture story:

The cat and the turtle were relaxing on the carpet watching Smack Down vs. Raw when all of a sudden ‘CRASH’, a parrot crashes through the window with a teaspoon in his grasp. The turtle asked him why he had a teaspoon and he yelled with great hope, “I’m trying to get stronger so I can be on SMACK DOWN”. The cat said “go away you make an awful lot of noise and you don’t pay!” “Pay what?” the parrot said. “Pay the rent! We are sick of you with that damn teaspoon of yours and your so called mate there, who’s not even real. It cant talk for gods sake its a half eaten mushroom from the tree outside.

My Mum could do better and she is a stray the” cat said. “Fine then be that way I don’t like this place any way!” cried the heart broken parrot as he set off with his mate. carrying him in his tea spoon.

The parrot was hungry and tired so he landed in a tree near a pond. He then realised that he had only flown out the back door. The cat came out side and said “what are you still here?” The turtle followed with a broom stick and started poking him with it. The parrot got the spoon and WHACK, he knocked the shell right of the turtles back and killed him. The cat was so angry he pounced on the parrot and ate him for his tea.

By Abe Southey.

and this is what i read:There was an invasion by the biggest army the world had ever seen. The army was so big when they marched the earth trembled, people were tortured and killed. The Worlds last hope was the Greek empire! Armoured with spears and swords, many against few fought the tyrant. But no Greek war lord would go to war except for the mighty Hercules and his men. They were to march to the sacred river of Athena were there numbers won’t count as the narrow passage between the rivers would be easily defended. Hercules lead the first troop’s with Archilles, Alexander the Great, King Leornidous of Sparta and their men. One hundred thousand brave soldiers fought against two million Romans led by Julies Maximus. The Greek army had a long march to the rivers and when they got there the soldiers bathed in the river because the legend said if you bath in the sacred river of Athena you will be protected from death There was no rest for the four kings they stayed up and planned their attack. Just then the ground trembled and there was the sound of swords and armour clanging together. The kings rushed to get there soldiers who were ready for the war they had gone there for. The noise grew louder about fifty metres away from where the Romans shields clashed and crashed together with Spartan swords and armour. Roman and Spartan blood filled the rivers of Athena, the Spartan’s bodies were stained with the blood of their enemies and their shields dented by their swords. The Greeks strategy worked well but that was only the start of it.

By Abe Southey and Jelmer Burger

the shipwreck: there it was big and brown covered with rust from the salt and the water. You could just see it because of all the mist. It was a hot day on the beach the ship was stuck in the sand and sharks were swimming round and round the ship look for something to eat up quick. i rushed home to mum and dad to tell them what i had found. A big huge ship with lots of lost treasures in it i wondered what was in that ship gold maybe silver bones it could even be a pirate ship i wounded always what was in that ship each day i wounded about it.

flames: I flick the match past the side of the match box the fire is twisting and turning as if it was trying to do some thing. the smoke looks like its suffocating it I can feel it burning the tips of my fingers the fire goes out now all that is left is just coal shaped as a match resting in my hands.

the lion:the lions eyes are looking, ear pointed back listing, nose sniffing. The lions watching waiting for his prey the lion is patient the lion strikes he grabs the zebra by the throat with his mouth and bites down as if it was a toy the lions strength forces the zebra to the ground now all that is left is bones and blood. ` The Wager

The Wagger was last seen in Carterton at the bus stop going to school

a The waggers hobbies are stealing dogs and making noise around town. favourite food His favourite food is rotten cheese cake and rotten eggs. The everydeverdy

Last seen on the outskirts of Featherston 5th of May, 2010.

Scientists say this creature remains a mystery as it has two horns, a tail, a moustache, a goaty, fangs and big red eyes. He’s wearing a green hat and has greyish fur with blue streaks in it. They are unsure if it is a dog or some kind of hell boy.

Scientist have searched for this creature but were unsuccessful. Rumors go around saying that it eats cats and chases little boys. As the number of cats and boys have